Lesson 57 – Circular Eating

You look familiar

I do

Yes

Who do I look like

Someone I’d recognise

Ok

Are you done
With this

Yeah
Thanks

You’re not eating your salad

No
I’m being naughty
Not eating my greens

Tsk
Tsk

Don’t tell my mum

I’d need to know what she looks like

She looks like me
But older
And fatter
And like she eats lots of salads
Maybe she’s who you would recognise

Have I met her

I don’t know

Then why would I recognise her

I just meant
Because you said
Because I looked familiar to you

Oh
Yeah
I don’t know who you remind me of

I don’t either

Who is your mum

My mum

Yeah
Who is she

What do you mean
She’s my mum

Where would I have seen her

I don’t know
You might not have seen her

Have I seen you before

I don’t know that either
I’ve never seen you

Ok

Ok

You’ve probably just got one of those faces

One of those faces
A face
Don’t we all
Have a face

You know what I mean

Do I
Sure
I’ve probably got one of those faces

Anyway
You’re sure you don’t want this

Are you my mother

Me
No
That’s weird

You asked that
Like my mother

Do you want it
Or not

Not

Ok

Could I get the dessert menu please

But you didn’t finish your dinner

Funny

What is

Nothing
Can I have the bill
Please

Sure
Just head up to the register over there
All tips are welcome

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